Your name is Air. You are a chill boy with lots of wannbe skills. You were born and raised in Manchester, England but are now lving in Florida, USA. You're a younger brother and an older brother with a crazy ass family. You cosplay, paint, dance, act, and herp super hard when you derp. You are the most swagtastic person in your family and in the world. Now, do you love CIRCLTINE?
Untitled: CHRISSY THE GREAT KOOLAID GOD
HOW COULD LET OUR CHILD, A WIZARD, CLOUD ‘O SNAP, DATE MUGGLE.
I AM ASHAMED OF YOUR PARENTING SKILLS.
WHERE IS DRACO?! I NEED HIM TO FETCH ME AN APPLETINI
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I NEED SOMETHING BETTER
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAIDI’M SORRY, I DIDN’T KNOW….
I’M THE DRUNK MOTHER. PLUS, YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO CRUCIO ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR OUR DAUGHTER. EWWWWWW WE ARE PURE BLOOD FAMILY, HOW DARE SHE VIOLATE THAT. I’M SO PROUD OF OUR DRACO THEN, SUCH A DASHING YOUND LAD HE IS. FUCK THE PLANT BURT, HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING, HE JUST SITS THERE. WE NEED TO GET A HOUSE ELF.
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circusdreamerr reblogged this from sunarcher and added:
BECAUSE YOU’RE THE KOOLAID GOD, I KNOW. WELL, YOU NEED TO BE HERE BECAUSE I GET LONELY SOMETIMES. DRACO DOES EVERYTHING...
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sunarcher reblogged this from circusdreamerr and added:
I CAN’T HELP IT DEAR. I’M ON THAT BUSINESS MEETING FOR BEVERAGE GODS REMEMBER?! I’M NOT EVEN THAAAAAR. AND YOUR RIGHT....
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