homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
kankrivantas: Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography
wurnbo: what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger: unfollow them done
alegbra: alegbra: i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around none of my popular text posts even involve puns actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their...
ruf1ohn1tram: Pairings you first ship as a joke and then they become an issue
elasticitymudflap: when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
softgrungepuppy: softgrungepuppy: my mum said if i accidentally let my sister’s guinea pig out of it’s cage and into the garden so it never came back she’d buy me a mcdonalds